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And Then There Were Three (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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And Then There Were Three (2p!AmericaXReader)

Caution: Swearing and Violence Read the rest of the People Like You series before this one (People Like You, Temporary Bliss, and The High Road) You bent over once more, emptying the final remains of your bagel and coffee into the toilet at work. God, you hoped no one else was in here. You had been getting sick more and more over the back two months, and even more so since you had somewhat reconciled with your…boyfriend? No, that term was too formal and there wasn’t much of a romantic aspect to your relationship. Fuck buddy? That didn’t fit either; you had an emotional connection with him…but not one strong enough t

The Man Who Can't Be Moved (PrussiaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The Man Who Can't Be Moved (PrussiaXReader)

How could he have been so stupid? How could he have lost you? Gilbert cursed himself again and again as he made his way through the city streets. You had left him the day before in a fit of tears and fury after finding him in bed with an old flame of his. Elizabeta. She meant nothing to him, whereas you meant the world. And he had thrown it away, all for one hour with an ex. How unawesome of him. He hated himself for letting you go. Your smiles, your hair, the way you danced around the kitchen while making eggs, only to screak and laugh upon realizing that you had burned them. Of course, he would laugh along with you and plant a quick, sweet

Game Night (2p!EnglandXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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Game Night (2p!EnglandXReader)

Arthur looked at you, his baby blue eyes begging, puppy style. “Pretty please, with frosting on top?” You rolled your eyes and tried to avoid looking at your live-in boyfriend as you worked to stay focused on the task at hand. That task…was dinner. “Arthur, no. I can’t play Candyland with you right now.” “Why not? It’s fun!” he asked, turning up the adorable. You should have known that when he suggested you two have game nights every Wednesday that this would come up eventually. “First, it’s a kids game. Second, I’m cooking dinner.” “After dinner then! Co

The Wino And I Know (2p!FranceXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The Wino And I Know (2p!FranceXReader)

You shuffled into the run-down bar, a well-loved spot known only to New Orleans locals. Your guitar case felt heavier than normal as you placed it on the ground and slid onto your bar stool. Francis glanced up from his glass of wine and grunted a greeting, and you smiled in return, dropping a handful of quarters on the counter and attempted to scrounge together enough money for a drink. Being a street performer was tough most days. You shoved your hand into your pocket and withdrew a crumpled, stained piece of lined paper and scribbled down a few more lines. “What have you got there?” Francis asked, more out of politeness rather

Don't Fear The Reaper (EnglandXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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Don't Fear The Reaper (EnglandXReader)

CAUTION: SWEARING Bloody hell. Bloody fucking hell. These just so happened to be the only thoughts traveling through Arthur Kirkland’s mind as he stood in front of a body. His body, to be more specific. Funny, how all his life he had scoffed at the idea of an out-of-body experience, but here he was, watching the monitors beep consistently in an endless struggle to keep him from going into cardiac arrest. He didn’t want to die, not really. While he didn’t have much to live for, as far as friends and family went, that didn’t mean he was going to just give up. After trying multiple times to re-enter his body (they all

The High Road (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The High Road (2p!AmericaXReader)

CAUTION: SWEARING AND SEX REFERANCES. Go read People Like You and Temporary Bliss first, or you'll be so lost it's not even funny You walked home from work, mind wandering as your heels clicked against the concrete sidewalk. Of course, your mind chose to settle on a taboo subject that went by the name of Alfred F. Jones. You weren’t friends, he wasn’t your boyfriend, hell, and hell, you were barely more than strangers. To him, you were a living, breathing sex doll. One that he used whenever he couldn’t get a drunk, desperate college girl to fulfill his needs. You had called it off about two months ago, changed your cell nu

A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader)

CAUTION: CONTAINS SWEARING AND YURI. DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T READ IT. SIMPLE AS THAT. It was just another day at your high school. Keeping your head down, you shuffled through the hallway from your last class. It wasn’t terrible, but you were happy the day was over. You see, nobody noticed you and that’s how you liked it. Not even the teachers could remember your name. You had but one friend, and over the years you had fallen hopelessly in love with that one person. Your only friend was a girl by the name of Amelia F. Jones. She was your opposite in so many ways, but you completed each other. Her vibrant personality complemented y

The Owner and The Owned (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

Literature

The Owner and The Owned (2p!AmericaXReader)

Alfred F. Jones was no hero. In fact, as a kid, he always found the villains more relatable in the cartoons, and he always rooted for them instead. They never won, because in the stereotypical good versus evil fight, good always triumphs. That never stopped him from cheering. But you had to have a death wish if you went strolling on Axis territory without their permission. But it wasn’t his fault the most notoriously deadly gang in the city also ran the best strip clubs. The best drinks, the hottest chicks, the whole nine yards, all catering towards the wealthiest scumbags this side of the world had to offer. He had heard rumors about

Bully (Bully!AmericaXVictim!Reader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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Bully (Bully!AmericaXVictim!Reader)

You stood behind stage, nervously adjusting the hem of your plaid mini skirt in anticipation for the school talent show. Briefly, you wondered if this was the right way to go, but then you remembered everything… all of those painful memories. ”Hey fatso, got some diet cake for me?” “How on earth did someone as stupid as you get into a school like this?” The kicks. The slaps. Being locked in the lockers for hours on end. Everything. You were sick of being a victim, and you knew countless others felt the same way. That’s why this was so important. You were leading a revolution within the walls of your

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And Then There Were Three (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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And Then There Were Three (2p!AmericaXReader)

The Man Who Can't Be Moved (PrussiaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The Man Who Can't Be Moved (PrussiaXReader)

Game Night (2p!EnglandXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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Game Night (2p!EnglandXReader)

The Wino And I Know (2p!FranceXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The Wino And I Know (2p!FranceXReader)

Don't Fear The Reaper (EnglandXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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Don't Fear The Reaper (EnglandXReader)

The High Road (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The High Road (2p!AmericaXReader)

A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader)

The Owner and The Owned (2p!AmericaXReader) by moriartyssniper, literature

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The Owner and The Owned (2p!AmericaXReader)

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You're Not Alone by techgnotic, journal

You're Not Alone

Dec 24, 2013

“Sometimes we lay aside our own troubles when we wipe away another's tears.” —Seneca By techgnotic (https://www.deviantart.com/techgnotic) Apart... Is no longer alone T his life is not easy; a winding, sometimes whimsical, sometimes tragic journey that ultimately finds terminus in the same common destination for each of us. No matter the brave, fierce constructs we build and serve that would have us believe we are each one of us all alone as we make this journey, we make our way toward the end of all things side-by-side in our community of the living each day defying death. Our paths may be wildly divergent—the way of the hungry and impov

Just A Stranger By the Sea by 32bees, literature

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Just A Stranger By the Sea

I'm already so far gone So don't let go Because if you don't have a hold on me I will hit that lowest of lows You step first Because I can't lead My heart's ready to burst And I can hardly see I was on the edge Fully prepared to jump A gust of wind could've been my downfall I could've been ended with the slightest bump My wrists, slashed and bloodied and torn Is what you got a firm hold on My spirit lost and broken and forlorn Is what you vowed to never give up on On that bridge I would have died Just a stranger by the sea Not aware of all you've done You took my hand and saved me

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So...hi. I really don't know what to put here. I'm moriartyssniper, but you can call me Moran. I read too much and I write crappy fanfiction that somehow ends up (somewhat) popular.

Who would have thought?

Anyways, I am sarcastic, annoying, and I really don't care what people think of me. That just about sums it up.

And for the first time in a very long time, I actually have friends in the real world. However, only two are on deviantart.

...must be one of the most hard-core goths I know, is willing to put up with me an my strange mind, and is an all around awesome person to be friends with! (She writes wonderful reader inserts by the way)

is another friend of mine. We met through the wonderful world of Transformers (we happened to be wearing the same t-shirt on the same day) and thats all you need to know. By far is the greatest artist I know!

Favourite TV Shows

NCIS, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hetalia

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Jimmy Buffet, Shinedown, MCR, Billy Joel

Favourite Books

WAAAAAY too many to put here.

Tools of the Trade

My laptop and my mind

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moriartyssniper

Apr 3, 2016

I hate my birthday

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moriartyssniper

Dec 8, 2013

I'm so sorry...

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I know I've been missing. It's really not fair of me, and I'm not ignoring you on purpose. It's just...I've been diagnosed with depression and my life is spiraling. I just don't have the time I used to. I don't enjoy writing as much as I used to. And...I'm so sorry. But I'll finish the People Like You series, I promise. Just not for a bit. And after that...I don't know. But I'm so sorry and I don't know how to make it up to all of you wonderful people...just please hold on for a little longer.

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moriartyssniper

Oct 18, 2013

So there's this thing going around

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It's called Fake Friends, and it pretty much shames people for wanting to have a lot of online friends. It's bull. I'm not a fake friend: if I say that you're my friend, your my friend. I don't feel that I have to prove this by using a generic 'copy and paste' status that has no real meaning behind it. You. Are. All. My. Friends. Nothing will change that. If you trust me, then I'll make sure that your trust isn't broken. If you want a shoulder to cry on, or someone to rant to, I'll be here as often as I can (because the outernet has become annoyingly time consuming as of late). I hope that proves that I'm not a fake friend better than someon

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Meetra-Scarlette

Jul 9, 2016

I haven't been on here in ages so I just thought I'd pop by and say hello, old friend. n.n Hope all is well!!

Meetra-Scarlette

Apr 23, 2015

I just got on here for the first time in like forever and i don't know how long it's been since you last logged on or how long it's going to be before you see this, if ever, so I just wanted to say hi and I miss you because you were one of my best friends on here. And thank you for being you because you helped me through a dark time
and I don't know if things are still spiraling but I'm here for you and I believe in you!!

moriartyssniper

Apr 23, 2015

Hello. Ironically, we both had the same idea, it looks like. I check in every so often, and this message absolutely made my night. I've missed talking to you and I'm glad I was able to help, and you helped me too. Things are so much better than when I left, and I hope things are doing just fine for you as well!

Meetra-Scarlette

Apr 23, 2015

That's great!!

I'm so glad things are better! And things are going pretty well me right my. My college is kind of dumb so I'm missing graduation next month by like one class, but I'll just go back to take it next spring since that's the only time they offer it. And I think it might please you to know that my boyfriend is a newly-made Whovian, courtesy of myself. I'm still working on getting him to watch Sherlock, though...

moriartyssniper

Apr 24, 2015

That's a bummer about your college, but in the meantime everything seems to be going pretty well for you! Good job on getting your boyfriend into Doctor Who, how far is he in the show? I've fallen so far behind it's almost painful! And Sherlock is another good show, but baby steps. Too much can overwhelm a newly-minted tv nerd.

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GydroZMaa

Nov 21, 2013

Thank you very much for the watch~

CIChantea

Sep 29, 2013

thought I should tell you: I posted the poem I told you about! (that goes with Don't Fear the Reaper) it's called "[In The Land Of The Living] A Familiar Face" if you go to my gallery, it'll be under poetry. you shouldn't have to look very hard xD

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