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"It is no problem," Ludwig replied, averting his gaze to the menu before him.

"What are you doing? We already ordered our food…" you questioned. Ludwig's lips quirked into a brief almost-smile that you had to replay again and again in your mind to make sure it actually happened.

"It is not for me. My friend is a very big fan of pasta, and I am looking over the selection beforehand so I do not have to listen to him go on and on about it."

"Go on and on about what?" A feminine (but somehow still masculine) voice with an Italian accent so thick you almost wondered if it was real for a second. Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be? you though to yourself. Glancing over, you took in the man's tan skin, stylish clothes, and brunette hair with the strangest gravity-defying little curl. Yep. Definitely Italian.

"Oh, nothing," Ludwig answered the newcomer, "Have a seat."

The Italian man sat in between you and Ludwig, watching you with an appraising look. "Ve~ I didn't know Luddy had a girlfriend!" the man said innocently, even though you could guess that his motives were less then pure.

"Vhat have I told you about calling me that?!" Ludwig snarled, no real anger in his words though. It seemed almost like routine for the two men, and you guessed that they were much better friends then Ludwig had been letting on.

"Not to do it!" supplied the Italian cheerfully, as if the angry German man wasn't about to yell at him.

With a bitter sigh, Ludwig leaned back in his chair, one hand massaging his forehead as if to relieve an oncoming headache. "______, this is Feliciano Vargas, the friend I was telling you about. Feliciano, this is ______."

Turning to you, Feliciano asked, "So you're not his girlfriend?" just as you were taking a sip of the drink the waitress brought you. You choked and coughed for a few minutes, unsure of what else to do with the situation you found yourself in.

"Nein, she is not," Ludwig answered as he reached over to pat your back as you continued to cough, "I found her on the bridge just a little vhile ago."

"Oh, really? What were you doing there?" Feliciano asked again, prompting you to wonder if he ever shuts up.

"Er…I'd rather not say." Was the only thing you felt you could say, simply because you were too ashamed to say the real reason you had been on that bridge.

"All right _____! Let's see, what is there to eat?" Feliciano muttered to himself as he looked over the menu offered to him. While he carefully read each meal description, Ludwig rolled his eyes and sighed. You bit your lip to prevent a giggle from escaping.

Leaning over, Ludwig whispered in your ear quietly, so Feliciano couldn't hear. "He orders the same thing every time. Spaghetti and meatballs."

This just so happened to be said at the exact same moment Feliciano announced, "I'll get the spaghetti and meatballs!" You burst out laughing, and it only worsened when Feliciano asked "What did I say?" with the most adorable confused look you had seen in a very long time.

And then the waitress came.

That damn waitress. She purposefully leaned across the table so Ludwig could get a good look at her chest that you were convinced had been enhanced by the use of a push up bra, whereas she practically slammed your food down in front of you.

"Have a nice meal!" she purred as she sauntered away. Anger shot through your being, but you did your best to keep it in check so you didn't embarrass yourself any more in front of these two very attractive men, mentally scolding your brain for producing the feelings so akin to jealousy because you weren't jealous at all. Nope. Not at all.

"Vhat an unpleasant lady," Ludwig's voice cut through your thoughts for the second time that day, and you saw him grimace at his food before cutting up the baked potato side dish he ordered and mashing it with his fork.

The irrational part of your brain, as you had dubbed it, practically sang with joy before you stomped out the out of line emotions, instead turning your attention to the strange behavior being exhibited before you.

"You know, they offered mashed potatoes as a side. You could have just ordered those."

"Nein, they taste better this vay. Not as much salt and butter, Americans use too much of those. They ruin the flavor." Ludwig grumbled, not looking up from his careful smashing of the pale vegetable.

"Suit yourself," you said before beginning to devour your meal, not missing the look one Feliciano Vargas was giving you and your other dining companion.
SO, chapter four! And more of the waitress everybody loved to hate!
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ibrose12 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
*hates on the waitress* Yeaaaa, I choaked when I choaked in the story...I was drinking coco...XDX  [that was my attempt at XD and DX all in one]
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katcraft455 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is really good, but, I'm not sure whether to be offend or laugh on the way of how you portray us Itailains
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Welcome to Hetalia, where stereotypes rule.
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katcraft455 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
True true
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MySweetLies Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
When the waitress tries to show off her boobs...
In my mind: "BITCH, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YO DAMN JIGGLY PLASTIC BALLS OF PURE FAKE!!!!!"

When she walks away...
In my mind: "WALK AWAY BITCH, WALK AWAY..."

My face?
Poker-face expression (like them meme)
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
:iconawyeahplz:
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MySweetLies Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Me: *mumbles ways to kill her as i get up with a machete with my hands cuz i'm fucking mexican*

Sis: RUN BITCH RUN :iconrunbitchrunplz:

Waitress: ARE YOU JEALOUS?! *screams while running from the mexican with the machete*

Me: (My mind: Exactly) My mouth: YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR PLASTIC BALLS IN MAH FACE AND AREN'T LETTING ME EAT IN PEACE!!!!

Ludwig: Uhh.......

Feli: Ve~ She's violent~

Me: *pops out of nowhere with a now bloody machete* I SURE AM!!!

Feli: V-Ve....Where's the waitress? *shudders* 

Ludwig: Ja. Vhere iz she? 

Me: Oh, about that.....She uh......went to the bathroom? *hides the waitress' leg under the table behind me*

Ludwig: :icongermanyfacepalmplz: Mein Gott.....

Feli: Staminali dios!! Ayudeme Germania! Ho paura!!!
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Chibi-Katana Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mein Gott, I laughed so hard when I read this....

Me during all of this: *eating pasta* silently cheering you on*
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
This....best thing ever. Especially the "run bitch run" icon.
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MySweetLies Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
LOL
I LUVZ THAT ICON B/C OF THE FACE!!!
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
I know...
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
"Oh shit, son":D
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SheskaRoss Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Because i'm mexican XD rotffl
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MySweetLies Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
I LUVZ ME SOME MACHETES!!!!
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everybodydotheflop65 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The waitress reminds me of over half the people I hate! Especially this one girl at my school who wears two bras both of them push up bras! The only reason I know this is cause you can see them overlapping each other threw her tight shirts! She always says she is ugly and I am like bitch please! You obviously are fake and like it that way! I saw a pic of her before she was fake and I was like I would hate you less if you still looked like that! Love the story btw~!
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Chibi-Katana Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE your icon... XD
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
...two bras? What fresh hell? One bra is bad enough, damn metal death traps.
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everybodydotheflop65 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I know! I don't get how she can stand it... Ya I really hate her -.-
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I don't blame you.
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I hate that waitress.....she acts like one of the girls from my school. They purposely pull their shirt down. They are mean to EVERY girl around them when there is a boy near. They act like snotty little rich kids and say that they buy the most expensive clothes, when they are really just from Walmart or are are passed down. They wear TOO MUCH makeup, believe me. And they also ALWAYS want to get in a guys pants, they don't care if that guy has a girlfriend or not or if that guy is older than them....yeah my school is screwed up......
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seerofheros Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That sucks
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know. They act like their so special!
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Same with my school... Just ignore them and let them know you don't care.
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
That's why I never made any friends in high school - I kept to myself. My grades were more important than girly gossip and drama...and every time I saw a girl fight in the cafeteria, I always thought it was 'all about a loser of a guy'...but then again, having a boyfriend was just as important as than that girly drama. Despite that, however, I did feel lonely, at times...but I'm happy with being me.
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haven't had any bullies so far! XD
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
Lucky you.
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am happy about that! Because I am that type of person who threatens myself ....at least that's what my mom said. (i tried to cut my throat once a year ago)
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Well, that's good. (I tried to OD on pills when I was 12. I've never told anyone)
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(I never told anyone my suicide attempt until now....my mother saw me and stopped me from doing it. She then yelled at me and called me stupid and then proceded to say "You need to be put in a mental institution!")
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
I never told my mom about any of my suicide attempts, either(I tried shoving a big kitchen knife in my stomach - I had it raised above my head - when I was 14, about to turn 15 and I attempted to hang myself at 21...those attempts were for different reasons). However, my grandma knows about them...I was never treated for suicide, but I'm over that suicidal phases...it's not the best option, yet it seemed the easiest way out of the crappiest of situations...especially if it feels - or feels like those things last forever.
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
(That's why I've never told anyone before. I told my mom I spilled a bottle of pills and was picking them up when she walked in on me. I hate how people are so judgmental about issues such as this. That's a part of the reason people don't tell, and they don't get help)
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GoldenWingedAngel Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh gosh Ludwig! So picky!
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
He is, isn't he!
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GoldenWingedAngel Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Always.
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Was that a Harry Potter reference?
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GoldenWingedAngel Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No……………
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Oh...
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GoldenWingedAngel Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But I do get it. XD
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Good!
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mossheart12nya Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
I just realized due to this fan fic i eat baked potatoes like Germans :icondeathstareplz: It took me at least a year to realize this
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Well then. I took that from a Hetalia episode...
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MsterDeth Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Student General Artist
uhh? i swear im missing something on this chapter.. the guy who was about to commit suicide, turned into a female half way through the resturant scene and then he said that they where attractive guys and he wasn't jealous but he was..... Im confused but its a good story........
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Pretty sure that's just because I didn't openly state the reader was female.
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MsterDeth Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Ahh.... okay but he sounded like a guy in the beginning...
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moriartyssniper Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Nope.
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MsterDeth Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay then haha
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cutechibicat Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ch 5 ???
and could you let italy accidentally slap the waitress in her face while he's yelling Pasta~~~ or something cuz I rlly hate the Bitch ...
well good jobb and keep it up
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Meetra-Scarlette Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha I can picture it now...

Feli: "Ve~! Pasta~~~!" *SMACK* "Oh?"
Ludwig: "You dummkopf!"
*the waitress flips out, and I am dying with laughter*

Thank you, fellow deviant, for making my day. :D
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cutechibicat Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha yeah directly my thoughts!!
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Meetra-Scarlette Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Y'know what they say; great minds think alike! :iconprussiawinkplz:
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